So last night I stayed up WAY too late in bed doing something no one should probably ever do.
I watched multiple episodes of The Bachelorette.
I know. I know. But hear me out:
I don't like romantic comedies. I don't really do reality TV, and I'm not typically a fan of Media Corp. capitalizing on the sanctity of love.
But Dolly Parton was on the show. Dolly. Parton. I don't care who you are or where you come from or what you like. That woman is a legend. Also, I'm pretty sure she's bionic.
It's equally as important that the contestant from Seattle is hot as fire.
Seriously Doug. If that gig doesn't work out, I will tooooootally be your new
I know, right?!!? That bionic link is the CREEPIEST. THING. EVER.
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