Everyone Hates Keats

A short list of some of the best (and very real) reviews of John Keats' works:


"These poems were too deep for me to understand and were not romantic to me in any way."

"I have tried to read this three times; I have failed three times. I don't like Keats. I don't like Romanticism, and I am not sorry."

"Fuck Keats. Weezy F. Baby (AKA Lil' Wayne) Is The Greatest Poet In The History Of The English Language."

"Why should I have to study that f***ing poet and all those sick men like Wordsworth, Coleridge, Blake???????? I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!! 

"JOHN KEATS SUCKS!!!!!!!!, William Blake is the shit. Keats sucks Blake's nuts. William is by far the best romantic poet, BITCHES."

"HE'S THE REASON WHY I HATED POETRY!"

"OH J*SUS GOD!! I JUST GAVE MYSELF DIABETES!!!!"

"I HATE KEATS, OH MY DEAR GOD I HATE JOHN 'FRICKING' KEATS!!!"





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