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Monday, July 30, 2012

The Most Honest 3.5 Minutes EVER...

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R.J. GrissomJuly 30, 2012
That is fucking amazing....
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"My life tends to be sort of like a half hour sitcom. It also translates very well into print. These two observations sometimes lead me into some questionable behavior..."

Me: Oh wow I didn't realize you had more than one brother.

Nick: Ya

Me: Please tell me your father isn't a poker dealer.

Nick: nah, but he plays a lot.

Me: ::wipes brow in relief:: I dated an older man when I was in my early 20s who had a 10 year old named Ryker. So when you said you had a 17 year old brother named Ryker and it's about 7 years later I immediately panicked. Thankfully, I haven't made out with your father.

Aw. For me? You shouldn't have!

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