Kelly Clarkson

Song for this post: "Slept So Long" ~ Jay Gordon

"Do you see spots? Do you hear voices? Does Elvis talk to you?"

Feel my forehead. Does it feel hot to you? I must be either sick or out of my goddamned mind because I'm going to miss the Friday Staff Meeting this week. On purpose.

I feel like a traitor.

But I have somewhere I have to be during lunch. Somewhere that involves huge amounts of pain and a popsicle stick.

So. Not. Ideal.

I'm sorry coworkers. I'm sorry boss. I'll miss you all while I'm being subjected to the ritualistic torture chamber known as a day spa.

Woe to the people of the republic. Woe.